Thoughtful Mind

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? Fred Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen